Dear Jacob

My dearest Jacob,

Don't you realize that 5:22am is a little too early to wake up? Don't you know that your baby brother will be here soon and Mama needs all the rest she can get? Mama spends most of the night repositioning her massive body and going back and forth to the potty. Can we make it all the way through the night tonight? Give Mama a break....I mean, you're hardly a newborn anymore. Surely we can make it through the night. I love ya kid, but you've got to start sleeping a little better.